By jaspers1980, Jun 30 2019 06:54PM
Helo Guys Mr Jaspo here the best looking collie in Wales. I hope you are all well and have wagging tales?
The field is finally dry so we can go sprinting again. Our human friend won't walk all the way through when it's been raining. I don't think he likes to get his socks wet....
He's still trying to be a poet. He will never be like me of course but we humour him by listening for a bit as he reads one out. Silly fool.
I am sure there was a time when he thought a Sestina was a car...and tried to have a day off with an Ode.
Me & Lana were chatting about this the other day. How he saunters (posh word for us dogs) around with his hands behind his back. Walks like a crow if you ask me. Then comes out with sentences that he calls metaphors. And I sit there thinking 'Who's Phors?' then Lana tells me he met no one, it's just a technical term for some silly poetry thing.
He nearly caused an argument once when our human mother's sister came round for Christmas. Her name is Anna.
And he was walking round saying Anapest....he really did have some explaining to do. I wasn't sure on the term but Lana again informed me it's a poetry technique. Haha, me and Lana pooch were sat behind the sofa with our paws to the mouth! All I heard him saying was 'Anna, you're not a pest!'
Ah well, the good old poet of North Wales! The man who twisted an ankle in the garden playing footie with us two and told our human mother he had a metrical foot.....